Meet the Real-Life Super Mario Wonder Flower: Your New Health-Conscious Companion!

If you’ve been eyeing the Super Mario Wonder Talking Flower replica, you’re in luck—it’s set to hit shelves soon, and this little guy has some interesting commentary on your daily habits.

The collectible is scheduled for release on March 12, as revealed in a recent preview for the Super Mario Wonder Switch 2 Edition, and pre-orders are now open at the My Nintendo Store. But the real highlight is how this quirky figure operates, which we got a clearer look at in the overview trailer following its initial reveal last year. It seems to come equipped with what can only be described as a “nag” feature.

Press the button on its base, and it will launch into random phrases like “Have you had lunch yet?” or “Make sure you’re getting your veggies!”—think of it as a slightly passive-aggressive personal trainer. Plus, if you leave it unattended, it will chime in on its own twice an hour with various phrases unless you turn it off (though, thankfully, it stays quiet at night).

But the chaos doesn’t end there. It also has different phrases for various times of day, describing nighttime as “thrilling,” which gives off some seriously unsettling vibes. And yes, it will announce the time, which it might not get right—definitely not ideal if you’re trying to make a morning meeting.

This chatty little flower is priced at $34.99, and pre-orders are currently available through the Nintendo store, with plans for it to appear at other retailers soon.

This Talking Flower replica from Super Mario Wonder is surprisingly affordable. While it’s currently exclusive to the Nintendo store, it will be available at other retailers in the near future.