Destiny 2 Players Create Tomato-Throwing Game Targeting Ex-CEO Pete Parsons

As the dust settles from the mass layoffs at Bungie following the end of support for Destiny 2, fans are seeking outlets for their frustration over how management handled the iconic studio after its $3.6 billion acquisition in 2022. While venting online can only go so far, one creative individual has transformed their discontent into a browser game that drips with disdain for Pete Parsons, the former CEO who reportedly splurged millions on classic cars while hundreds of employees faced layoffs.

Parsons departed from Bungie in 2025, yet he remains a symbol of the studio’s decline post-acquisition, with his extravagant spending habits still haunting him. This backdrop sets the stage for Pete Carsons: The Final Car, a game where players hurl tomatoes at Parsons and various cars zooming across the screen, humorously named “Crunch Enforcer” and “Micromanager.” Parsons is depicted as a cartoonish character with a bobbing head reminiscent of a South Park Canadian, dubbed the “Destroyer of Guardians,” a nod to the gradual decline of Destiny 2 under Bungie and Sony’s management. If you’re feeling any frustration about Bungie’s recent events, this game is worth a shot, though it’s best experienced on a monitor rather than a mobile device.

Do you have what it takes to confront Pete Carsons in the Vault of Cars and prevent him from acquiring all the remaining vehicles in The Last City?

???? The Vault of Cars went live this Bungie Day, July 7th at 10 AM PDT on a dedicated website.

???? The encounter features tomatoes,…pic.twitter.com/MX9Fx8hStn

— Pete Carsons (@CarsonsTheGame) July 5, 2026

The game launched on July 7, a date that has traditionally been celebrated as “Bungie Day.” While this day usually marks a celebration of the studio’s rich history, the atmosphere was notably somber this year. Nearly 300 employees were laid off last month, including a significant portion of the Destiny 2 team and some working on Marathon, the studio’s latest extraction shooter. Those who remain have been releasing a few hotfixes for Destiny 2 but have been open with fans on social media about the limitations they face in addressing every issue due to the reduced team size.

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