The Wildest Video Game Patch Notes of 2026 Have Arrived

It’s tough to describe Mewgenics in a way that feels completely normal. Yet, the latest update for this turn-based strategy game, where cats meet their untimely ends, brings patch notes that sound downright bizarre, even with the context.

For instance, what does it mean that the Tank move “Ass Blast” got a buff to increase the blast radius of your rear-end fumes? And here’s a real gem: the boss of Mewgenics’ Future region, Hitler 2, can no longer miss with his suicide attack. But with the cost of building nukes now reduced, maybe you won’t need to stress about his plans after all.

Unfortunately, it’s no longer a breeze to create a house filled with inbred cats free of birth defects. Mewgenics players will have to face the consequences of their actions. Unless, of course, you’re a corpse-desecrating Necromancer—becoming Evil Incarnate has just gotten easier.

In Mewgenics, your cats can catch a surprising array of diseases that impact everything from their stats and abilities to their lifespan. And discussing these mechanics could easily sound like the strangest episode of The Pitt. For example, the new patch notes reveal:

Current players might be excited to learn that Mewgenics has finally given a boost to its weakest class, the Tinkerer. This is a welcome change, as the Tinkerer is one of those concepts that seems cool in theory—a tech-savvy class that can create mechs and weapons. However, making a strong Tinkerer was previously bogged down by too many random factors. Now, it actually feels like a viable option.

Mages are also seeing a rise in popularity with the latest patch, as many of their abilities have been adjusted for greater range and increased damage. The Mage was already a solid class, so these tweaks might push it into overpowered territory. On the flip side, Hunters are in for a rough time: Scattershot now costs more mana and won’t spare your teammates.

On a positive note, the recent patch includes some quality-of-life improvements. Players can now sort their inventory and furniture alphabetically, and they can check their backpack while in shops without needing to step outside first.

The full list of outrageous patch notes is available, but the bottom line is this: now is a fantastic time to dive back into Mewgenics.